Mom & Me One Archive: 2002-2003
The definitive, eccentric journal of an unlikely caregiver.
As of 1/18/04 this journal continues at The Mom & Me Journals dot Net.

7 minute Audio Introduction to The Mom & Me Journals

My purpose in establishing and maintaining this journal
is to undermine the isolation of the caregiving experience
by offering all, especially our loved ones, a window into our lives.
As I post to this journal I think of our loved ones and their families,
how busy and involved we all are, and that,
if and when they come to this site they can be assured
that they will miss nothing in our lives and will, thereby, recognize us
and relax easily into our arms and our routines
when we are again face to face.

Legend of Journal Abbreviations
 APF = A Prescott Friend (generic) 
 DU = Dead Uncle 
 LTF = Long Time Friend a.k.a: 
   MFASRF = My Fucking Anal San Rafael Friend 
 MA = Mom's Accountant 
 MCF = My Chandler Friend(s) 
 MCS = My Colorado Sister 
 MDL = My Dead Lover 
 MFLNF = My Former Lover Now Friend 
 MLDL = My Long Distance Lover 
 MFA = Mom's Financial Advisor 
 MFS = My Florida Sister 
 MPBIL = My Phoenix Brother-in-Law 
 MPF = My Phoenix Friend (generic) 
 MPNC = My Phoenix NieCe 
 MPNP = My Phoenix NePhew 
 MPS = My Phoenix Sister 
 MS = Mom's Sister 
 MTNDN = My Treasured Next Door Neighor 
 OCC = Our Construction Company 
Thursday, July 03, 2003
 
Eat. Drink. Old. Woman.
    That's what it's been like, today. Over the last month or so I've been priming her, nutritionally, for her blood draw this morning. She almost sabotaged me yesterday with one of her days of extreme lethargy although she wasn't terribly pale. I had to tempt her to eat with things like nachos and a homemade lemon-ginger-blueberry sauce that is just this side of jam thick. And popcorn. We go through a lot of popcorn in this household. So much that I think the high temperatures it creates in the microwave may be slowly killing our 1985 model. Yesterday, popping popcorn blew a kitchen circuit.
    I needed to make sure her hydration level stayed fairly decent, since I expected them to take three vials of blood, as usual (they took only one). I tempted her with a root beer, something she hasn't had in months, maybe even a year or more. Luckily, her blood glucose medication can handle it.
    I had to keep her awake yesterday long enough to aid digestion so that the sleeping in which I knew I'd be unable to prevent her indulging would not back up her system.
    What with today being hair day, though, and including an appearance before the world at the lab, and getting a fast food hamburger afterwards in order to lure her to eat, she looked good, felt good, moved a little slow but denied any hip or thigh pain, talked back to the television during Charlie Rose and Dr. Phil, and is now observing Sacred Nap Time with her acolytes, our cats.
    I let her lay down without oxygen, since I know she'll be up shortly and she relaxes better without the cannula. It was her dismal expression that did it, when I arose and headed in the direction of the compressor.
    "Can't I just lay down for a little bit without that thing in my nose?"
    Yes, you can.
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